Why hello there, lovely.

Jul 07
Visit ShareaCoke.com to learn how you can Share a Coke Zero this summer.

(They didn’t have this name TT-TT)

Visit ShareaCoke.com to learn how you can Share a Coke Zero this summer.

(They didn’t have this name TT-TT)

Apr 26

thebrokenboyking:

jaclcfrost:

people that will rp lengthy and detailed scenarios with you

people that will frequently rp with you

people that will rp your otp with you

people that will rp with you

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people that will put up with you in ooc

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Apr 26
Apr 26
hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

Apr 26
andisbetter:

Combo the cheese AND popcorn AND you’re really onto something! Kinda like how Ford brings together raw power AND smart technology to create vehicles richer than a melt-in-your-mouth candy bar. AND Is Better is what’s for dinner. 

andisbetter:

Combo the cheese AND popcorn AND you’re really onto something! Kinda like how Ford brings together raw power AND smart technology to create vehicles richer than a melt-in-your-mouth candy bar. AND Is Better is what’s for dinner. 

Apr 25
Apr 25
Apr 25

clannyphantom:

"free shipping"

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"…on orders over $100"

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Apr 25

loveyourlife-livetorise:

sure, he knows “a little” about it. 

Apr 25
Apr 25

Things the signs would say/do: Old Hollywood version..

psych-facts:

juzzodiac:

Aries:

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Taurus:

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Apr 25
Apr 25
aneedtodestroy:

B͑̔̄̆̓e̻̯̫̥̦̱̹ͥ͐ͬ͢B̬̱̝e̯͇͈̫̳̭̱ ̯̪̺̦̪͙̈ͮ̓̽ͦ̕Mͫ͆̆ͭͯͮ̓͏̳e͎̫̔ͫͅj̛̞̟̙̞̙̥͚̔ȍ̝͕̱̞̰ͯ̚ͅr̷̤̥͖͍͈̦̲̯̙̮͓̯̯̋̇̒ͯ̚̕ͅV͓̦̮͎͕̭ͫ͞ǐ͇͔̗͔͍ͭ̔ͧ̎̄̈ͅV̮̰͔͉̠̐̅ͥ̾̈e̮̰̹ͪ͑͒ ̘͚̑͌̑ͪM͇̻̎̓͐̄ͪ͐͠e͔͚̗̬j̪͕͙̟͙ǫ͔̹̲̪̗̃̇̊̉ͯ́r̢̺̗̺̘ͅ

aneedtodestroy:

B͑̔̄̆̓e̻̯̫̥̦̱̹ͥ͐ͬ͢B̬̱̝e̯͇͈̫̳̭̱ ̯̪̺̦̪͙̈ͮ̓̽ͦ̕Mͫ͆̆ͭͯͮ̓͏̳e͎̫̔ͫͅj̛̞̟̙̞̙̥͚̔ȍ̝͕̱̞̰ͯ̚ͅr̤̥͖͍͈̦̋̇̚ͅ
̲̯̒̕
̷̙̮͓̯̯ͯV͓̦̮͎͕̭ͫ͞ǐ͇͔̗͔͍ͭ̔ͧ̎̄̈ͅV̮̰͔͉̠̐̅ͥ̾̈e̮̰̹ͪ͑͒ ̘͚̑͌̑ͪM͇̻̎̓͐̄ͪ͐͠e͔͚̗̬j̪͕͙̟͙ǫ͔̹̲̪̗̃̇̊̉ͯ́r̢̺̗̺̘ͅ

Apr 25
Karen and the Babes x Horse
Apr 25

emilianadarling:

kidcthulhu:

I felt this needed to exist. 

#you tried tony #you tried