Why hello there, lovely.

Sep 10
Sep 10

deansass:

makomaker:

deansass:

we were discussing forces in physics today and apparently we will have a section on “supernatural and paranormal” forces (aka fundamental forces).

I feel like a demon will walk into class to demonstrate it.

don’t you mean demonstrate it?

image

Sep 10

urbanayellow:

reyairia:

I said I wouldn’t do it but I did

(Speaks to me on so many levels.. SO many..)

Sep 10
Sep 10
8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

Sep 10
Sep 10

anakistarsong:

zing-noir:

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…

Sep 10

wendy-pleakley:

typette:

HOLY SHIT OH YM GOD OH MY OG DFLSKDFJASSLDFKJDFSA

Sep 10

insanity-and-vanity:

Wow that’s deep, holy shit

Sep 10
Sep 10
pleatedjeans:

via
Sep 10

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

Sep 10
Sep 10

dad watches me play DRAMAtical Murder

  • DAD: whos this kid
  • ME: His name is Noiz.
  • DAD: MAKE SOME NOISE FOR NOIZ
  • ME: dad no please
  • DAD: he's got a lot of piercings
  • DAD: i like his hat
  • DAD: why does the smiley face have blood
  • DAD: sara is he gay
  • DAD: hes so gay
  • DAD: where's aoba
  • DAD: they're going to kiss soon
  • DAD: my gaydar is going nuts
  • DAD: sara is this your otp
  • DAD: does this beat sebaciel
  • DAD: holy shit noiz
  • DAD: whys he got to be a dick and slam aober against a wall
  • ME: aober?
  • DAD: is noiz going to fuck him
  • DAD: cmon noiz be a man
  • DAD: a gay man
  • DAD: fuCK HIM
  • ME: dad you're scaring me
  • DAD: wtf why is sasuke-wannabe here
  • DAD: gas mask dude is annoying i expect him to be like "are you my mummy?" and then the doctor shows up
  • DAD: IS THIS GAME REAL
  • DAD: this can't be
  • DAD: sara did you make this
  • DAD: if you kill off noiz ill kill off you
  • ME: i didn't make this
  • DAD: when is the sex
  • ME: AT THE END. GOD SHUT UP.
  • DAD: i have this bad feeling that Aoba is like secretly the best Rhyme player
  • DAD: fuck sasuke and his shit, Aober, you have NOIZ NOW
  • ME: dad his name is koujaku
  • DAD: WTF YOU LIKE SASUKE DONT YOU
  • ME: DAD NO PLEASE
  • DAD: im done with this game
  • DAD: oh shit its those kids again
  • DAD: look noiz is here
  • DAD: noiz dont sex aober in front of the kids
  • DAD: are these the three annoying kids in Zelda: Twilight Princess?
  • DAD: SHIT
  • DAD: WHAT WE DONT GET A PICTURE OF THEM KISSING
  • DAD: aober dont deny it
  • DAD: ur gay
  • DAD: look at noiz he's just like fuck i got rejected but i kissed him yey
  • DAD: sara do you want to kiss aober
  • ME: sure?
  • DAD: haha he's gay and noiz already did
  • DAD: sara if you date a boy or girl like noiz i'll call you aober
  • DAD: aober
  • ME: wtf dad stop i knew this was a bad idea
  • DAD: what if noiz was a girl
  • DAD: he'd be like you
  • ME: doeS IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE PIERCINGS
  • DAD: you want to go get some
  • DAD: monday after i get my paycheck we can go
  • DAD: you're cosplaying noiz right
  • DAD: please tell me you're cosplaying noiz
  • ME: *leaves the room with laptop*
  • DAD: *distant screaming* AOBER
Sep 10
semicolson:

hitsvilleuk:

The Internet Is Leaking of the day: There are countless t-shirts with the face of human meme Nic Cage on them, but now we have confirmation that the man himself owns one. We also now know he wears it with a cowboy hat, beaded necklaces, frilled chaps, a cane, and sunglasses indoors at a Guns N’ Roses gig. The world is a remarkably strange place.

Nic Cage has transcended his human avatar and we are not worthy of being in his presence

semicolson:

hitsvilleuk:

The Internet Is Leaking of the day: There are countless t-shirts with the face of human meme Nic Cage on them, but now we have confirmation that the man himself owns one. We also now know he wears it with a cowboy hat, beaded necklaces, frilled chaps, a cane, and sunglasses indoors at a Guns N’ Roses gig. The world is a remarkably strange place.

Nic Cage has transcended his human avatar and we are not worthy of being in his presence